Five Lessons from London 2014
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The humorous anecdotes and pitiful soliloquizing of an aspiring mystery author, with occasional side-lines into medieval recreation, armored combat, classical piano performance, art, books, and the behaviors of cats.
|"What's wrong? "|
"The group said they hate the Oxford comma! I'm never going back!"
I do not blame you seal. I do not blame you.
|Seriously? I was trying to grab some lunch before I went back out to fight, and I was starving. Who takes a picture of a friend when they look like that?! Lizardface. That's who.|
|What do you mean we're out of bananas?!|